By Jonathan Wigley The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, the enigmatic inventor of Bitcoin, remains one of the most hotly debated mysteries in the modern tech era. Some say itâs a group of developers. Others point to cryptographers or reclusive billionaires. …
đ 1. The âGenocideâ That Never Was⌠But Refugees Arrived Anyway In February 2025, Trump signed an executive order launching a resettlement deal called âMission South Africa,â claiming a genocide was unfolding on Afrikaner farms under South Africaâs land-expropriation laws. …
đł 1. The Giant Awakes (âŚand Cashes Out) After more than a decade of ghosting the blockchain, a Satoshi-era wallet â circa 2009â2011 â decided enoughâs enough and transferred 80,000 BTC to Galaxy Digital as part of an estateâplanning strategy …
By J.W. Vukani (with a wink and a carbon offset) Ah, the Peace Parks Foundation. That noble bastion of âtransfrontier conservation,â gallantly drawing imaginary lines across African landscapes with the same colonial confidence Cecil Rhodes once wielded his mustache comb. …
XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX By Jonathan WigleyInvestigative Journalist | 26 July 2025 Introduction In a political climate where scandals often lose impact under the weight of saturation, a resurfaced …
By J. van der Beret | Satirical Sentinel, 2025 JOHANNESBURG â In a move that shocked both comrades and “Boertjies” alike, EFF Commander-in-Chief Julius Malema has allegedly adopted a young Afrikaans girl from the platteland, declaring that âshe needed revolutionary …
By Jonathan Wigley | Investigative Report | July 2025 CLAYTON, MISSOURI â Sam Altman, the tech worldâs golden child and CEO of OpenAI, now faces the most serious allegation of his public life: a federal lawsuit filed by his younger …
âSerious about training, but never too serious to smile.â đ đ Welcome to SkillsLink Academy â Instructional Design with a Kick At SkillsLink Academy, we donât just follow the trends in education and training â we write the curriculum! With …
An Invitation to Invest in South Africaâs Most Promising Educational Innovation, Now Powered by Crypto. Imagine your grandmotherâs secret rusk recipe: lovingly crafted, honest, enduringâand impossible to replicate. Now imagine if that recipe had a crypto wallet, a business plan, …
Introduction Astronomer (astronomer.io) has recently made headlinesânot just for its September 2025 âkiss camâ CEO scandalâbut also for total funding claims eclipsing $âŻ375âŻmillion to $âŻ1.3âŻbillion in valuation Vanity Fair+8PitchBook+8New York Post+8. But does all this financial firepower justify a digital …