An Invitation to Invest in South Africa’s Most Promising Educational Innovation, Now Powered by Crypto. Imagine your grandmother’s secret rusk recipe: lovingly crafted, honest, enduring—and impossible to replicate. Now imagine if that recipe had a crypto wallet, a business plan, …
Introduction Astronomer (astronomer.io) has recently made headlines—not just for its September 2025 “kiss cam” CEO scandal—but also for total funding claims eclipsing $ 375 million to $ 1.3 billion in valuation Vanity Fair+8PitchBook+8New York Post+8. But does all this financial firepower justify a digital …
One balmy La Mercy evening, I (Jonathan Wigley) sat down at my laptop to experiment with storytelling using ChatGPT—just for fun, no agenda, no pitch deck. I wanted to see what would happen if I brought together my love for …
Are you brave, bush-ready, and able to spot a puff adder before it spots you?Do you dream of trading office air-con for actual fresh air and a sunrise that isn’t backlit by your Outlook calendar? Then the Field Ranger Occupational …
Ah, the modern workplace. One moment you’re climbing the corporate ladder, the next you’re being immortalized in oil paint by an emotionally caffeinated artist named Sebastian Reeves for snogging your HR director on a Coldplay Kiss Cam. Welcome to late-stage …
Published by SkillsLink Academy’s Department of Animist Artificial Intelligence Integration (Totally Real and Absolutely Accredited) Dear Angell Deer, We read your poetic technoshamanic treatise with equal parts awe, concern… and just a byte of existential dread (pun fully intended). Your …
Remember July 16, 2025? At Coldplay’s gig in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Andy Byron—CEO of AI‑data unicorn Astronomer—and his HR head Kristin Cabot were spotlighted in an intimate moment on the Kiss-Cam. Their very awkward attempts to hide? Instant viral gold. Chris …
Hello, can you hear me? ChatGPT said: Yes, I can hear you loud and clear! What’s on your mind? You said: Okay, I want you to explain to my friend here who Metatron is. Consult the book of Enoch and …
By Jonathan Wigley Let’s talk about sacred business. Yes, you heard right. Not business with a briefcase and Bluetooth headset, but business with prayer beads, beeswax candles, and probably an Oracle deck or two. You see, I recently received a …
By Jonathan Wigley – SLA News, 17 July 2025 1. The Political Earthquake at the Helm of SAPS On 13 July 2025, President Cyril Ramaphosa placed Police Minister Senzo Mchunu on immediate special leave, pending a judicial commission of inquiry. This followed …