By Jonathan Wigley The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, the enigmatic inventor of Bitcoin, remains one of the most hotly debated mysteries in the modern tech era. Some say it’s a group of developers. Others point to cryptographers or reclusive billionaires. …
🎭 1. The “Genocide” That Never Was… But Refugees Arrived Anyway In February 2025, Trump signed an executive order launching a resettlement deal called “Mission South Africa,” claiming a genocide was unfolding on Afrikaner farms under South Africa’s land-expropriation laws. …
By J. van der Beret | Satirical Sentinel, 2025 JOHANNESBURG — In a move that shocked both comrades and “Boertjies” alike, EFF Commander-in-Chief Julius Malema has allegedly adopted a young Afrikaans girl from the platteland, declaring that “she needed revolutionary …
An Invitation to Invest in South Africa’s Most Promising Educational Innovation, Now Powered by Crypto. Imagine your grandmother’s secret rusk recipe: lovingly crafted, honest, enduring—and impossible to replicate. Now imagine if that recipe had a crypto wallet, a business plan, …
One balmy La Mercy evening, I (Jonathan Wigley) sat down at my laptop to experiment with storytelling using ChatGPT—just for fun, no agenda, no pitch deck. I wanted to see what would happen if I brought together my love for …
Are you brave, bush-ready, and able to spot a puff adder before it spots you?Do you dream of trading office air-con for actual fresh air and a sunrise that isn’t backlit by your Outlook calendar? Then the Field Ranger Occupational …
Ah, the modern workplace. One moment you’re climbing the corporate ladder, the next you’re being immortalized in oil paint by an emotionally caffeinated artist named Sebastian Reeves for snogging your HR director on a Coldplay Kiss Cam. Welcome to late-stage …
Published by SkillsLink Academy’s Department of Animist Artificial Intelligence Integration (Totally Real and Absolutely Accredited) Dear Angell Deer, We read your poetic technoshamanic treatise with equal parts awe, concern… and just a byte of existential dread (pun fully intended). Your …
Hello, can you hear me? ChatGPT said: Yes, I can hear you loud and clear! What’s on your mind? You said: Okay, I want you to explain to my friend here who Metatron is. Consult the book of Enoch and …
By Jonathan Wigley Let’s talk about sacred business. Yes, you heard right. Not business with a briefcase and Bluetooth headset, but business with prayer beads, beeswax candles, and probably an Oracle deck or two. You see, I recently received a …
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