By Jonathan Wigley The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, the enigmatic inventor of Bitcoin, remains one of the most hotly debated mysteries in the modern tech era. Some say it’s a group of developers. Others point to cryptographers or reclusive billionaires. …
🎭 1. The “Genocide” That Never Was… But Refugees Arrived Anyway In February 2025, Trump signed an executive order launching a resettlement deal called “Mission South Africa,” claiming a genocide was unfolding on Afrikaner farms under South Africa’s land-expropriation laws. …
🐳 1. The Giant Awakes (…and Cashes Out) After more than a decade of ghosting the blockchain, a Satoshi-era wallet — circa 2009–2011 — decided enough’s enough and transferred 80,000 BTC to Galaxy Digital as part of an estate‑planning strategy …
By J.W. Vukani (with a wink and a carbon offset) Ah, the Peace Parks Foundation. That noble bastion of “transfrontier conservation,” gallantly drawing imaginary lines across African landscapes with the same colonial confidence Cecil Rhodes once wielded his mustache comb. …
XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX By Jonathan WigleyInvestigative Journalist | 26 July 2025 Introduction In a political climate where scandals often lose impact under the weight of saturation, a resurfaced …
By J. van der Beret | Satirical Sentinel, 2025 JOHANNESBURG — In a move that shocked both comrades and “Boertjies” alike, EFF Commander-in-Chief Julius Malema has allegedly adopted a young Afrikaans girl from the platteland, declaring that “she needed revolutionary …
By Jonathan Wigley | Investigative Report | July 2025 CLAYTON, MISSOURI — Sam Altman, the tech world’s golden child and CEO of OpenAI, now faces the most serious allegation of his public life: a federal lawsuit filed by his younger …
An Invitation to Invest in South Africa’s Most Promising Educational Innovation, Now Powered by Crypto. Imagine your grandmother’s secret rusk recipe: lovingly crafted, honest, enduring—and impossible to replicate. Now imagine if that recipe had a crypto wallet, a business plan, …
Introduction Astronomer (astronomer.io) has recently made headlines—not just for its September 2025 “kiss cam” CEO scandal—but also for total funding claims eclipsing $ 375 million to $ 1.3 billion in valuation Vanity Fair+8PitchBook+8New York Post+8. But does all this financial firepower justify a digital …
Are you brave, bush-ready, and able to spot a puff adder before it spots you?Do you dream of trading office air-con for actual fresh air and a sunrise that isn’t backlit by your Outlook calendar? Then the Field Ranger Occupational …
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