By Jonathan Wigley The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, the enigmatic inventor of Bitcoin, remains one of the most hotly debated mysteries in the modern tech era. Some say it’s a group of developers. Others point to cryptographers or reclusive billionaires. …
🎠1. The “Genocide” That Never Was… But Refugees Arrived Anyway In February 2025, Trump signed an executive order launching a resettlement deal called “Mission South Africa,” claiming a genocide was unfolding on Afrikaner farms under South Africa’s land-expropriation laws. …
XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX | XXX By Jonathan WigleyInvestigative Journalist | 26 July 2025 Introduction In a political climate where scandals often lose impact under the weight of saturation, a resurfaced …
By J. van der Beret | Satirical Sentinel, 2025 JOHANNESBURG — In a move that shocked both comrades and “Boertjies” alike, EFF Commander-in-Chief Julius Malema has allegedly adopted a young Afrikaans girl from the platteland, declaring that “she needed revolutionary …
An Invitation to Invest in South Africa’s Most Promising Educational Innovation, Now Powered by Crypto. Imagine your grandmother’s secret rusk recipe: lovingly crafted, honest, enduring—and impossible to replicate. Now imagine if that recipe had a crypto wallet, a business plan, …
Introduction Astronomer (astronomer.io) has recently made headlines—not just for its September 2025 “kiss cam” CEO scandal—but also for total funding claims eclipsing $ 375 million to $ 1.3 billion in valuation Vanity Fair+8PitchBook+8New York Post+8. But does all this financial firepower justify a digital …
One balmy La Mercy evening, I (Jonathan Wigley) sat down at my laptop to experiment with storytelling using ChatGPT—just for fun, no agenda, no pitch deck. I wanted to see what would happen if I brought together my love for …
Ah, the modern workplace. One moment you’re climbing the corporate ladder, the next you’re being immortalized in oil paint by an emotionally caffeinated artist named Sebastian Reeves for snogging your HR director on a Coldplay Kiss Cam. Welcome to late-stage …
Published by SkillsLink Academy’s Department of Animist Artificial Intelligence Integration (Totally Real and Absolutely Accredited) Dear Angell Deer, We read your poetic technoshamanic treatise with equal parts awe, concern… and just a byte of existential dread (pun fully intended). Your …
Remember July 16, 2025? At Coldplay’s gig in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Andy Byron—CEO of AI‑data unicorn Astronomer—and his HR head Kristin Cabot were spotlighted in an intimate moment on the Kiss-Cam. Their very awkward attempts to hide? Instant viral gold. Chris …
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